Polls

• 1) All forms of communication should be in Spanish. Feliz navidad.
• 2) Find and remove all early bird specials – for ever.
• 3) To Qualify for the AARP- they must pass a Gun safety and accuracy test.
• 4) Invite them over for the Holiday’s then go on Holiday, every year.
• 5) Offer them mental acuity exercises in assisted living facilities.
• 6) Blast their homes with 24/7 rap music for ever – same song.
• 7) Swallow a Tic Tac, grab them by the balls –squeeze until they thank you.
• 8) Show them an image of Donald Trump, Roger Ailes, Steve Bannon, Chris Christie and Newt Gingrich enjoying an altogether Swedish Sauna .

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• Bush Sr.
• Bush Jr.
• Koch/Adelson
• Roger Ailes
• Ted Cruz
• Donald Trump
• Rush Limbaugh

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• Jimmy Carter
• Obama
• Kennedy
• Bill Clinton
• Gates/Buffett
• Steve Jobs
• Elon Musk

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• Back Trump and get Trumped
• Wait for the convention to execute a coup
• Run a Kamikaze independent candidate against Trump
• Go and hide in their Caves
• Do the only honorable thing: be born again as better, smarter people

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• Chris Christie, New Jersey
• Rick Snyder, Michigan
• Scott Walker, Wisconsin
• Rick Scott, Florida
• Paul LePage, Maine
• Bobby Jindal, Louisiana (former)
• Sam Brownback, Kansas
• Other (a governor not from this list)

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• White cover (left)?
• Red cover (right)?

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• A. A land of Chocolate where the only Food would be Herscheys
• B. Forever dwelling within Dantes infernally visionary world.
• C. Entering the very Black hole of their own souls.
• D. Entering Roger Ailes Koch Galt Kingdom –combining lodging and food whilst working as slaves.

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• Misogyny: “The feminine genius is needed wherever we make important decisions.”
• The Moochers: “The measure of the greatness of a society is found in the way it treats those most in need, those who have nothing apart from their poverty!”
• Income Discrepancy: “How can it be that it is not a news item when an elderly homeless person dies of exposure, but it is news when the stock market loses two points?”
• Global Warming Denial: “Safeguard Creation,” he said. “Because if we destroy Creation, Creation will destroy us! Never forget this!"
• Abortion: "A priest may forgive."
• Homosexuality: “Who are we to Judge?”

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• Defunding Planned Parenthood.
• Abstinence only sex education/blocking contraceptives.
• Refusal to expand Medicaid.
• Polarizing abortion issue = more abortions.
• Eye for an eye Pseudo-Christianity.
• Profitizing healthcare, prisons, education and social security.
• Trickle down economic theory.
• Holding stupid provably false opinions.
• More Guns = More Safety.

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• Texas
• Kansas
• Mississippi
• None of these

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• Too much money in politics.
• Voter suppression.
• Gerrymandering.
• Income discrepancy trends.
• Asset stripping companies (labor & environment).

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• Donald Trump
• Scott Walker
• Rand Paul
• Rick Perry
• Mike Huckabee
• Bobby Jindal
• Rick Santorum
• Ted Cruz
• Ben Carson

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• Absolutely
• No way
• Too soon to tell

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