Grading and Ranking 17 Stupid Party Presidential Hopefuls

Grading the Presidential hopefuls.

Trump Announces, the DNC Pounces.
Now the Fun has Begun.
Which Clown should be Flagged Down?

This analysis will be a work in progress as I react to feedback and develop the model. Not every aspect of the model has been thoroughly fact checked and by definition most of the scores are intuitive. Rand Paul does not drone on about religion—so I give him a 5 out of 10—which is a neutral rating. Jeb Bush must surely believe in Evolution, but he will likely waffle to appease the base – thus he gets a neutral 5 out of 10 on the issue. Notice that the more absurd the stance, the more adored they become. On Trump joining the race a spokesman for the Democratic National Committee observed “He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field, and we look forward hearing more about his ideas for the nation.” Absolutely! It is very likely that the run off will pit the leading extra silly idiot against the leading establishment idiot. The ultimate winner will be announced as per the second video on this page...

For a more detailed and serious analysis:

Donald Trump – deserves nothing but contempt. To call him a Joker really over shadows reality. If you want juxtapose a good human being from a fetid one – just look at the personal diaries of somehow who worked in Guinea, to help protect us all from Ebola.

The two American missionaries Trump was tweeting about would probably have died. If brave caring people were not prepared to go to “far away places” maybe millions would have died in Africa alone- if all of America thought like Trump and his fans, maybe millions of Americans would have died. Hateful, ignorant, tribal bigotry costs lives—how does he think diseases spread—civil strife, tribal genocide and Wars occur? While Trump was propagating hate—my friend in Guinea—while she was having dinner in some dive in Conakry (Capital of Guinea) with a couple of co workers—one of them received a call. This turned out to be a call from President Obama—thanking that person for the what they were doing. They were not even Americans—but Obama was offering support and encouragement to the people on the front lines. The same people that Trump would leave to die, if they got sick.

If you have not figured out if Trump is a bigot – then consider this:

But Trump’s bigotry and buffoonery does not stop there. For Donald Trump is a “Birther.” Birthers are people who choose to believe Obama was born in Kenya. Birthers are either ignorant or racist. In Trump’s case we can rule out the former because Trump has the resources to understand the facts. Trump had the resources to send investigators to Hawaii. But he never cared about the facts. How do I know? Well what the media has failed to dwell on is that Trump revealed his true colors during a CNN interview with Suzanne Malveau: when Trump cited a (mis) quote from the president’s grandmother that said Obama was born in Kenya. In fact, the recording to which he refers shows Sarah Obama repeatedly saying through a translator, “He was born in America.” You can listen to the actual tape yourself—something that this sorry excuse for a . . . (controlling myself) . . . clearly refused to do. CNN pointed out that they had the actual tape, with the correct translation. Donald Trump refused to listen, had zero interest in the facts, and just plowed on spewing his bile. But Stupidparty Disciples don’t care.

Now to be fair some very objective observers will argue that Trump is not so much of racist as he is a jackass. Nobody in their right mind could deny the latter. Perhaps in a different context I could give him some benefit of the doubt. But the problem is that 51% of the Stupidparty base are “Birthers” – and they are not all narcissistic jackasses but they are either ignorant or racist (or both). So if Donald Trump is merely a Jackass – he is willfully inflaming racism. Personally I struggle to see the difference. But there is more. A racist might look at high rates of crime in the Black community and conclude that by being Black you are likely to be a criminal. A non racist might look at the same numbers and see a socioeconomic problem. The problem with former approach is that it not only creates an intellectual dead end to an evident problem, but by marginalizing a minority with the use of inflammatory language – the problem will not only be self perpetuating, but will get worse. Trump is also guilty of this latter approach.

Donald Trump gets quite agitated when a Mexican director wins Best Movie at the 2015 Oscars. No such agitation has been apparent when White foreigners have walked away with such honors countless times.

Donald Trump said he would force the people of Mexico to build his vowed border wall to keep immigrants out of the United States, warning that if his order was not fulfilled, he would do something “severe.”

When asked how he might force the country to build this wall, Trump said in an interview that aired on CNN’s “State of the Union” Sunday, “you force them because we give them a fortune. Mexico makes a fortune because of us. A wall is a tiny little peanut compared to that. I would do something v
ery severe unless they contributed or gave us the money to build the wall.”

The 2016 presidential candidate added: “I’d build it. I’d build it very nicely. I’m very good at building things.

Trump has since been fired by NBC – but the Stupidparty base are not deterred because they have been stirred, Trumps poll ratings have surged as the slaughter of basic decency has occurred. For that is Stupidparty.

51% of Stupidparty Disciples Are “Birthers.”
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0211/49554.html

If we were in the period of Christ’s life, a time when deities were a dime a dozen, the Roman Emperor Caligula Trump would not only demand to be worshiped as a God – but he would truly believe that he was a God. The only difference being that Donald Trump does not have the excuse of having drunk water through lead-laden pipes. Here’s the thing – Donald Trump loves himself so much, an aging white dishonest entitled wealthy narcissistic—that by comparison he can only hate the opposite. Donald Trump is a racist.

Rand Paul and Ted Cruz: (click on the images for the full story)