Recently a guest writer made the the following statement:
If Washington, D.C. was filled with only humans awaiting a space ship to whisk us away, pork-belly projects would be building massive landing stripes for their arrival. If Washington, D.C. was filled with only born-again Christians running the nation, they’d all be working with their God to make sure the end of times a reality. Instant heaven would be very alluring, when the delusion begins to muse those dreamy gold bricks lacing the streets from here to eternity.
For American democracy to finally break the church from the state, humans seeking public office must be vetted by proper questioning. It would be fair for the hosting media outlet conducting a presidential debate to ask the following questions. The answers are pertinent to the overall sanity of an individual. This is how we filter some of the negative energy harming American democracy. The questions expose the more dangerous born-again faction of Christianity that harbor multiple issues with reality, and will highlight the moderate Catholics who have a foot in reality.
This got me thinking. I have designed two tests. One test takes a bit of an effort, about 5 minutes of effort, the second test at the bottom of the page would take about twenty seconds. Would it be too much to expect that the leader of the free world to be capable of answering these questions, take at least one of these tests? Or are we happy to have a moron in charge of mankind’s fate?
Are You Stupidparty? (if you score 95-100 that would suggest that your IQ is at a minimum of 100 i.e in the 99-185 range. A score of 94 indicates an IQ of 94, a score of 93 indicates an IQ of 93… and so on.)
If you get less than 80% on this test -please do mankind a favor and recuse yourself from the voting process:
- Was the earth created less than 100,000 years ago?
- Is America a Christian Nation?
- Was Obama born In Kenya?
- Is Obama a Muslim?
- Is Obama below average Intelligence?
- For the 2012 election, was world opinion supporting Romney?
- Without amendments, it is impossible for the Constitution to evolve?
- Is Voter Fraud a significant Issue?
- Is Voter Suppression unimportant?
- Is Voter suppression a noble cause?
- Should Adelson be allowed to choose the President?
- Should we allow unlimited Corporate Funding of elections?
- Should we allow anonymous Corporate Funding of elections?
- Is the public option a terrible idea?
- Is Obamacare a government takeover?
- Was there credible evidence about Iraq’s WMD?
- Was there a credible link between Saddam and al-Qaeda?
- Is it okay for a CEO’s secretary to have a higher tax burden than the CEO
- Should you assume that experts in a field know less than non-experts?
- Do you know more about the climate than climatologists?
- Is Global Warming a Hoax?
- Is Austerity in a deflationary environment a good policy?
- Is it good for Congress to focus on abortion over Jobs?
- Is it good idea for America to default on its debt?
- America defaulting on its debt would help its debt rating?
- Is it a good idea to let the Auto Industry vanish?
- Is it a good idea to allow the banking system to collapse?
- Is it a good idea to allow big banks to take on ever-greater risk?
- Do you constantly worry about your freedoms?
- Is having 70m people without health insurance okay?
- Should business owners be allowed to discriminate?
- Is it okay to pay women less than men for the same skill set?
- If Gay marriage is allowed, do you worry more about bestiality?
- Does God decide where Hurricanes hit?
- Is Rape a gift from God?
- Was Jesus against Gay Marriage?
- Was Jesus against contraception?
- Was Jesus against abortion?
- Was Jesus supportive of armed insurrection?
- Did Jesus promote an eye for an eye?
- Did Jesus treat the poor as moochers?
- Did Jesus carry a weapon?
- If you got seriously ill, would prayer trump expert medical advice?
- If a category-five hurricane was imminent, would your #1 priority be praying?
- Did the 2009 stimulus fail to create Jobs?
- Do the Palm Beach Stupidparty Benefactors care about income discrepancy?
- If you cannot get a job, should you starve?
- If you cannot get a job, should your children starve?
- If you are uninsured, broke and have cancer, should you be left to die?
- Was Palin qualified to be president?
- Was Bachman qualified to be on the House Intelligence Committee?
- Is Fox News fair and balanced?
- Should you only get your news from Fox News?
- Are Fox News viewers more informed than non-Fox viewers?
- Should the news media give equal time to opposing views?
- Should Myths be treated as Science in Public Schools?
- Should we deregulate water, air, food, transport?
- Is America a socialist country?
- Does European-type socialism terrify you?
- Does America have a healthcare system for all its citizens?
- Does immigration hurt the economy?
- Are non-Americans less smart?
- Should there be more guns in schools?
- Regarding crime, is it easy to spot the bad guys?
- Should you be allowed to shoot an unarmed child in an open space?
- Do you think anyone should have easy access to a machine gun?
- Should members of the public have easy access to amour-piercing munitions?
- Would it have been better to shoot to kill the Boston bombers?
- Do you know that enhanced interrogation is not torture?
- Should we dismiss the Miranda rights if we fear the accused?
- Is it okay to allow income discrepancy trends to remain unchanged?
- Should atheists leave the country?
- Are you happy Zimmerman got acquitted?
- Should the USA have the world’s highest incarceration rates?
- Should a fourteen-year-old disabled child be executed?
- Should a fourteen-year-old child be executed?
- Should a fourteen-year-old child be put in solitary confinement?
- Should anyone be put in solitary confinement for life?
- Should you assume that the mainstream media has a liberal bias?
- Should you rely on your gut when analyzing a problem?
- Do congressmen spend too little time fundraising?
- Do congressmen spend too little time with lobbyists?
- Do congressmen spend too little with special interests?
- Do congressmen spend too much time studying the issues facing the nation?
- Should congressional districting be determined by partisans?
- Should taxpayers pay for environmental consequences of the Asset Strippers?
- Should taxpayers have to pay for the social consequences of the Asset Strippers?
- Should Asset Strippers pay even less taxes on profits from stripping?
- Should billionaires be lauded for bankrolling laws reducing their taxes?
- Should livestock be treated to cruel and unusual conditions?
- Is the conservative brain less susceptible to fear?
- Does disliking other countries, other races, indicate higher intelligence.
- Do Stupidparty states have healthier residents?
- Are the values of Stupidparty states better?
- Does Massachusetts have the worst healthcare system?
- Does Texas have the best healthcare system?
- Would you rather be living in the pre-Civil War era?
- Do people earning less than $25,000 a year work less hard?
- Are Stupidparty states less reliant on the federal government’s assistance?
- The more money in politics, the less corrupt politicians will be?
Perhaps this above test might be too difficult to administer, plus it will upset all those “freedoms peoples,” hence the simplified alternative test below
This test would have some credibility if the correct answer on voter suppression was consistent with the premise of the test which is to suppress the vote of those who in the case of the opinion based questions or theory based questions disagree with you. Is the Earth over 100,000 years old? Probably but only because we put faith because we put faith in science. The truth is scientific fact was created too so if the world was only 7,000 years old we probably wouldn’t be smart enough to figure it out.
The test has 100% credibility -you just failed it and I would ask you to be selfless and recuse yourself from voting. 1) The earth as it happens is more than 100,000 years old -that is a fact and 2) voter fraud is mathematically irrelevant as I prove here: https://stupidpartyland.com/1/post/2016/01/voter-fraud-is-mathematically-irrelevant.html Your opions on the matter are simply irrelevant. So here is a tip, next time you get on a plane and it miraculously flies -just bear in mind it is flying because of Scientists not because of your prayers. Name one miracle (other than the miracle that people who score badly in this test are allowed to vote)
Patrick betcha made Mikey cry. He just may vote for Trump now. He was, more than likely, gonna vote for Rubio. You should know knuckle draggers are very touchy about their smarts.
“Earth over 100,000 years old? Probably”
No! Not “probably”!!! A millions times no!!!
No? you believe the earth is less than 100,000 years old?
Love the test, thanks Patrick for pointing out what should be obvious to even the “poorly educated” If someone admits to being a member of the Stupidparty, I have to assume they are stupid or evil. All of this would be hilarious if it weren’t so scary. I am worried for my children, the world I am leaving behind. Thank you for speaking out, I appreciate you!!
If you are a Republican, you are disqualified from even living, let alone running for office. So do the world a favor and get out of here…literally.
I wish -but sadly we all need to get off our back sides and slay the zombies with facts, and force them out of their Caves. Thank heaven for their Klandidate Trump, who is the copulating pied piper of Stupid
There are two questions i would answer “Yes” to, Equal Time in the media and I do worry about my freedoms when states are allowed to weaken the power of unions, subvert the ability of women to make their own health care decisions and eligible voters are denied their voting rights in the name of “preventing voter fraud,” which is virtually non-existent. The Equal Time rule allowed for the public to hold the media accountable. Now, we have Fox News spreading their poison not only on cable but on free broadcast TV without the ability to respond on their air. Hate mongerers like Limbaugh, O’Reilly and Coulter can lie with impunity. An important part of Edward R. Murrow’s exposure of Joseph McCarthy was his Equal Time response, which confirmed his tactics as reckless.
I hear you!
I have argued adamantly that Judaism is opposed to solitary confinement and so are other faiths. This is why the NRCAT (National Religious Campaign Against Torture) has come out strongly in support of SB 61 (Yee), a bill that would limit the harmful practice of solitary confinement of youth in the juvenile justice system in California.
Momentum to halt the use of prolonged solitary confinement in U.S. prisons continues to build nationally, with the first-ever Congressional Hearing on the use of prolonged solitary confinement convened in 2012 by Senator Dick Durbin (IL). Following the hearing, in February 2013, the Federal Bureau of Prisons committed to the first-ever independent and comprehensive assessment of its use of prolonged solitary confinement in U.S. federal prisons.
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