The Day of the Trump has Finally Arrived: We’ve Been Spending All Our Lives Living in a Nightmarish Paradise!

The day of the Trump has finally arrived: USA! USA! USA! – All Aboard.

Apologies to :“Weird Al” Yankovic.

As I walk through my life and consider my brain
I take a look at the GOP nominee and realize he’s far from  insane
But that’s just perfect for a perfect bigot like me
You know, I shun fancy things like a university degree
At 4:30 in the morning I’s breaking my holy vows
By dreaming of shoveling foreign guys with my assorted pick up truck snow ploughs
And I’ve been cursing’ and hating’ so long that
Even T Bob Bubba Boss thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the lord’s land, I’m into male determined discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and my Gun does my listening
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1789

We been spending all of  our lives
Living in an nightmarish paradise
I’ve churned idiotic nonsense once, twice and thrice
Living in my parochial paradise
It’s hard work and self sacrifice
Living in an imagined paradise
We sell our confederate flags at a discount price
Living in an oblivious paradise

A brownish guy accidentally kicked me in the butt last week
I just snarled at him and stabbed him in his cheek
I really don’t care, even though I like to see his face swell
‘Cause I’ll be laughing my head off even while I’m  burning in hell
But I love to punch a gay guy and would he certainly would deserve it.
I’m a stupidparty disciple with a ‘tude? Dreaming of my next hateful feud
I love big buckles and carry a baseball bat
And my fellow patriots agree, I’m simply looking to get my long lost freedoms back.
If you come to visit, you’ll be bored to tears
I haven’t had an intelligent thought in 300 years
But me and we, ain’t really quaint, so we love to point and mak’m scared
We’re just obliviously factually impaired

There’s no facts, no truth, no intellectual star
Not a single bit of humanity
Like any neanderthal with a crowbar
We’re as primitive as can be

We been spending all of  our lives
Living in a nightmarish paradise
We’ve created a mythical universe without a single sacrifice
Living in a second amendment paradise
It’s no work and no sacrifice
Living in a Utopian paradise

We sell confederate flags at a discount price
We are paid minimum wage, because that is our leaders asking price
But we love living in our self impoverished Red State paradise.
Hitchin’ up my anti Muslim buddies, churnin’ lots of ignorant banter
Raised a Mosque on Monday, soon we’ll raise another
Think you’re really smart? Think you’re pure in heart?
Well, I know I’m a million times more stupidparty as thou art
I’m the aging white guy with drooping biceps, supremacist tattoo’s that’s what we like
On the net all day and night scorin’ points for my tribal delusional life
So don’t you use a brain and don’t try to be funny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Seeking a freedom free paradise
We’re all crazy fake patriots
Living in a self created poverty stricken false paradise
There’s no gays, academics or foreign types
Living in our trashy paradise
But we have our constitutional rights
To live in our nightmarish paradise

We been day dreaming all of our lives
Seeking our freedom free nightmarish paradise.
No Schools, No rules No 21st century progressive fools
Just Guns and Bibles and Walls, protecting our imprisoned paradise
No healthcare, No Social Security—just our witless perversity
Living in a self created poverty stricken nightmarish paradise
There’s no gays, no academics or foreign types
Living in our all white trashy paradise
But we have our constitutional rights
To live freely in our bottomless freedomless nightmarish paradise

With apologies to so many true artists: “Amish Paradise” is a 1996 single by parodist “Weird Al” Yankovic. It is a parody of the hip hop song “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio featuring L.V. (which itself is a reworking of theStevie Wonder song “Pastime Paradise“).

The day of the Trump has finally arrived: Yes it really is much much much worse than this:

https://youtu.be/31FFTx6AKmU?list=PLPBk72mOK5qEbocD3Wf5yXrtyeqCBLKtO

What have liberals ever done for Us?

And here is how they will deal with the deficit:

USA! USA! USA!