I have discussed the invented values of the StupidParty here.
Now I must address the real biblical values and see how these values fit into the soul of the StupidParty. Now it’s time for my Four Horseman to take on the sadly abused and misunderstood four horses of the apocalypse:
And I saw, and behold a white horse. And he that sat on him had calculated that he would forever be a ruler and would set forth and conquer Myth with the use of Math.
And there went out another horse, that was red. And power was given to him that sat thereon to take Science to mankind, and that he must prevent raging winds, hell’s furnace, and plagues by allowing research to inoculate against witchcraft.
And I beheld, and lo a black horse. And he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. On one side sat facts and on the other untruths, and never again would the two be held equivalent.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse. And his name that sat on him was Knowledge, and Ignorance followed behind. And as the power of Math, Science, and Facts was given to Knowledge, so he trampled over Ignorance, and deep into the earth this conquered beast did disperse.
For StupidParty have sinned, keep sinning, and their sins grow exponentially by the day. The day of Judgement is upon us:
- Lust:
- Gluttony
3.Greed
- Sloth
- Wrath
6. Envy
- Pride
Why do we only hear from the faux Christians?
Does it not strike you as odd that the type of people we see lecturing us about Christianity are the very last people who should be lecturing us about Christianity: Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, Alan Keyes, Billy Graham’s son, Glen Beck (Mormon), the StupidParty-loving evangelicals, various misogynist old white fart Roman Catholic bishops.
Where are the Catholic nuns, where is Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, Desmond Tutu? How about the archbishop of Canterbury, head of the Episcopalian Church? Why do we never hear from the good guys, the good Christians, Christians who can actually identify with Jesus Christ, speak his words, and live his actions?
It is all down to money. Money wants you to listen to the first category, to the bigot Christians—because these “Christians” help drive the agenda of the Benefactors. War, Arms and Guns, Guns, Guns. Asset Stripping the Citizens, Asset Stripping natural resources, enriching those that control the political process, that control “democracy.” Christianity in America has become nothing but an embarrassment, because Christians that actually give a damn have virtually no voice in the public domain.
The End of Times
Religion in the wrong hands can be really dangerous. Religion in the hands of StupidParty becomes stupidly dangerous. Progressives tend to feel that it is tough to get into the hearts and minds of people—but when it comes to certain StupidParty leaders, I am not so convinced, because really if you had to wade through their deepest thoughts, you would barely get your ankles wet.
In addition to this, they leave just too many clues, and these clues leave us with no choice but to connect the dots. Take House Intelligence Committee member Michele Bachman, who simply cannot contain her outbursts of verbal diarrhea. But these people have power, and thus it is no laughing matter. Many scientists and mathematicians agree that humanity will be quite lucky to survive the next hundred years. We have the technology to blow ourselves up. We are also indulging in behaviors that increase our exposure to global pandemics. But our biggest threat is our own stupidity, and ironically StupidParty religious thinking could become a self-fulfilling prophecy. So let’s roll the tape—Michele Bachman:
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) claims the end of days is near, and as proof the former Republican presidential candidate cited President Barack Obama’s decision to support Syrian rebels, which she calls al-Qaeda terrorists, with anti-chemical weapons gear and limited arms.
“This happened and as of today the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists, now what this says to me, I’m a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God’s end times history,” Bachmann told Jan Markell, radio host of “Understanding the Times,” on Saturday.
“Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand,” Bachmann added later. “And so when we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; that these days would be as the days of Noah. We are seeing that in our time. Yes it gives us fear in some respects because we want the retirement that our parents enjoyed. Well they will, if they know Jesus Christ.”
Yes, we are at risk; we are threatened by Religious fundamentalists gaining the levers of powers, voting at elections, threatening the planet by myopic Asset Stripping; uncontrolled populations living unsustainable lives and deciding foreign policy based on myth. As George Bush Jr. would say, when asked if he should seek the advice of his dad before invading Iraq, I do not need to, “There is a higher father that I appeal to.” If you vote StupidParty, you own this.
Perhaps we need to demand more from Fundamentalists:
At the very least, it is not just the end of times that should concern them. Let Deuteronomy separate the fundamentalist wheat from the chaff.
Deuteronomy (23:1–2). God declared that any man with damaged or missing genitals, as well as any man who doesn’t know the names of his ancestors going back ten generations, cannot enter into religious congregations.
Farming Tips.
Deuteronomy (22:10). God also doesn’t want you to plow a field with an ox and a donkey on the same yoke
Help in the Kitchen.
Deuteronomy (14:21). If you’re planning to boil a young goat in milk, please note that
God doesn’t want anyone to boil a young goat in its mother’s milk
Fashion Tips.
(Leviticus 19:19). We are told to wear a piece of clothing made of more than one fabric.
(Exodus 28:31–35). God will kill Aaron if he goes to minister without wearing a golden bell and blue pomegranates.
Genesis says no to those Carnivorous Dinosaurs of 5000 BC.
(Genesis 1:30). In the beginning, when God allegedly created the animals, they were designed to consume plants rather than meat.
Beware while hiking the Appalachian Trail.
(Isaiah 14:29). The prophet Isaiah informs us that a cockatrice, a mythical creature able to kill its victim with a casual glance, will arise from a serpent.
Dr. Doolittle.
(Numbers 22:27–30). Man has full-blown conversation with his talking donkey—as they debate why he keeps flogging the donkey.
Better get circumcised.
(Exodus 4:24–26). God has intentions to murder Moses’ son because he wasn’t circumcised,
The Cure for Leprosy.
(Leviticus 14). God says that we can cure leprosy by killing a bird, putting the bird’s blood on another bird, killing a lamb, wiping the lamb blood on the leper, and killing two doves.
Just consider the following—80% of US evangelicals voted for Mitt Romney, an asset stripping, serial lying misogynist Mormon, the same number will likely vote for Donald Trump a Serial lying, asset stripping, misogynistic narcissistic racist, a nationalistic fascist. These fake Christians, these enablers of hate, these idiotic ignorant killers of people’s around the world (see below) vote for, worship, people like Trump or Cruz or nice old Romney, who are the polar opposite of Jesus Christ -they support the anti-Christ, and thus by their own belief system they have simply bought their very own one way ticket to hell. Their only salvation might be a reintroduction to the real Jesus Christ.
Re: Lust The rape rates are so high in South Dakota, and I’ll bet many if not most of the other states listed because of what’s happening on the reservations. There is a very serious rape issue with gangs of guys raping their classmates beginning in school. Alcohol and drugs plays a large part and it’s become a macho thing asshole guys do to so many women, who often get pregnant and the children then are trapped in the cycle of poverty, just as their fathers were… There is no punishment because the U.S. Attorneys are located far away and are terribly under-staffed. Remember the Violence Against Women Act? The Repugnants in Congress took the native American women out of coverage by the Act (along with gays and others)–which had the effect of depriving U.S. Attorneys of funding to hire an extra prosecutor who could be located across the state from the main office–they could be on or near the reservation, instead of an 8 hour drive from their victims! I know South Dakota had that issue, and the reservation goes into western Nebraska–could that explain Nebraska as well as Colorado, North Dakota, New Mexico, etc? IKt’s not that red states rape women more as a simple fact….like everything else, it’s a complicated story, and Republican idiocy does lie at the heart of it, but there is a lot to the story…lots of layers of white privilege, racist policies, inhuman treatment of the least powerful people…
“Religion in the wrong hands can be really dangerous. Religion in the hands of Stupidparty becomes stupidly dangerous. Progressives tend to feel that it is tough to get into the hearts and minds of people—but when it comes to certain Stupidparty leaders, I am not so convinced, because really if you had to wade through their deepest thoughts, you would barely get your ankles wet.”