The New Stupidpartyland National Anthem
Everything is awesome
Everything is awesome, when you’re stupid and mean
Everything is awesome, when you’re stupid and mean
Life is good ’cause everything’s awesome
Lost my job, it’s a new opportunity
Lost my Social Security – but I love my poverty
I feel more awesome than an awesome possum
I feel more awesome than my destitute cousin
Smellin’ like a turd blossom, everything is awesome
Stepped in mud, fell down a bottomless pit
It’s awesome to lose, and it’s awesome to be a clueless twit
Everything is better when we stick together
Side by side, you and I, gonna win forever, let’s party forever
We’re the same, I’m like you, you’re like me, we’re all working in harmony
Everything is awesome
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team
Everything is awesome when we’re living our dream
Polluted skies, toxic springs
We just named two awesome things
A Nobel prize, a piece of string
You know what’s awesome? EVERYTHING!
Dogs with fleas, allergies
A book of Greek antiquities
Brand new pants, a very old vest
Awesome items are the best
Dead trees, extinct frogs
They’re awesome
Oil, smog, and tortured Muslims
They’re awesome
McDonald’s, Walmart and slave labor
That’s awesome
Everything you see, or think, or say
Is awesome
Everything is awesome
Everything is awesome, when you’re stupid and mean
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