President-elect Donald Trump is expected to pick Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) to lead the Department of the Interior, unnamed sources told Reuters, the Wall Street Journal and others Friday. Stupider than Palin? Than Bachmann? Than Carson? Yes! Yes! Yes! Absolutely, definitively, yes. You just will not believe how absurdly stupid Cathy McMorris is. You will barely believe how fraudulent her official bio is. If I can do due diligence on a nominee, then why cannot the transition team? Because they are incompetents twits, moronic twats, bigoted pricks and a bunch of ghastly little shits. Hello America—USA! USA! USA!—a shining stupidpartyland on a dystopian hill. Meet your new leading lady.
Little Miss Moffet, what is in your closet?
She is apparently Little Miss Perfect, a totally loyal trooper to the party, never seemingly trying to grab power, never threatening anyone in the Stupidparty hierarchy. An obvious photogenic choice then to dutifully tow the party line, rebutting the President’s 2014 SOTU speech. Don’t worry, Cathy, they will write the speech for you.
“It was all there — easygoing populism and an emphasis on jobs and her family, which includes a son with Down Syndrome and a Navy veteran husband. It was as if a Republican pollster had created a politician with the exact profile of what Republicans are looking to promote as they head toward the 2014 midterm elections.
My first red flag regarding Miss Perfect was actually to note how muted her colleagues were about her. She is one of the most powerful politicians in America, the top-ranking woman in the House GOP. So powerful, loyal, industrious, photogenic—yet why the conspiracy of silence.
Well there a are a number of reasons. Turns out that though she is not a narcissistic moron like Sarah Palin, she seems to be a plain moron, stupider than Palin: ‘The consensus among those who met her was Cathy that was as ‘dumb as a bag of rocks’. “The comments “dumb as a bag of rocks”, or “dumb as a rock” was actually uttered by people after one of her townhall meetings. The general feeling all over the 7th legislative district was, “how could someone like her get appointed to the legislator?” What has she accomplished?
Her 2012 campaign website listed no major policy achievements for voters in Eastern Washington despite being in Congress for ten years and neither does Cathy McMorris Rodgers’ updated site. Her official House website and her entry in Wikipedia do not list any policy achievements either (as of the date of the article, Monday, July 15, 2012). Any listed efforts since appear minimal.
What has she to say? What would you expect a programmed Manchurian candidate to say? I would venture to say that if you are in fact a robot, you would have nothing. Zero originality. I could not find any quote of any substance.
Stupider than Palin. How could that even be possible?
When speaking in public, Representative Cathy McMorris Rodgers [R-Wash] at times seems uncertain of her comments in her official capacity as a Congresswoman. Her almost Sarah Palin-style superficial and rambling comments have been frequent. That was particularly the case at her 2011 town hall meeting in Spokane. However, her speaking ability does seem to have improved over the years.
But worse than that, Cathy McMorris is hiding something. I can understand her need to be someone else. Also, In her case, lying is literally unforgivable. Let me explain:
The problem is, Cathy continued to say she spent her entire life in the U.S. But this is false. When McMorris was five, her family moved to Hazelton, British Columbia in Canada, near Ketchikan, Alaska. The family lived in a cabin while they built their log home on their farm. No big deal? But now we have another red flag—home schooled in a log Cabin, living off the grid, till the age of 16-17? Like Davy Crockett king of the wild frontier, right? Not exactly.
Then the family moved from Canada. Cathy went to every American’s nightmare—she went to a Madras for her primary Education. Sorry, I need to make a slight correction. Cathy went to every non-American’s nightmare, she went to Pensacola Christian College, a then-unaccredited Independent Baptist liberal arts college. There is a case to be made that this might actually be worst College in the country making Bob Jones University liberal by comparison.
School Textbooks? Oh Yes: History Book:
The text builds a solid foundation of ancient history, tracing man’s history back to the Garden of Eden…
Physics Book:
Physics: The Foundational Science can play an important role in showing students the harmony between scientific knowledge and Christian belief. The text is firmly grounded on the view that we live in a God-created world governed by laws discoverable by reverent scientific inquiry. Issues of vital concern to Christians are handled in depth. Interspersed throughout the text are biographies of great physicists who were also Bible-believing Christians.
Some of the strict rules are as follows: No dancing. Only approved music. Sexes should never study or be alone together and will be chaperoned between classes. Separate parking areas, entrances, stairs, and elevators for the sexes. Strict dress code, including no facial hair for men and women are not permitted to wear pants. Students will be in their rooms at 11pm and lights off at 11:15pm. Separate beaches for the sexes. Even students over 23 are not permitted to be in mixed groups after dark. No internet/ email access allowed. Cell phones cannot have internet access, and must be kept in vehicles. With the demerit system, the students are faced with threats, manipulation, and punishment. The rule book can be found here.
But many former students say the enforcement of the rules is often cruel and capricious. Dissent is never tolerated, they say, and expulsions for seemingly minor infractions are routine.
One student told how a group of men and a group of women from the college happened to meet at a McDonald’s last spring. Both groups were returning from the beach (they had gone to separate beaches; men and women are not allowed to be at the beach together). The administration found out, and all 15 students were expelled.
And they are breeding little Nazi’s: following a play book that could have been written by the Taliban or Chairman Mao—students routinely turn each other in for violating rules and are rewarded by the administration for doing so. According to several former students, those who report classmates are more likely to become floor leaders.
It would seem that Little Miss Perfect had no concerns.
All of McMorris’s official biographies are stunningly short of detail, so short of detail that its really tough to visualize her world experience. Allow me to try and piece this together visually for greater clarity. Here is a chart that tries to pin down her academics, her work experience and her locations – to see if it squares with her official biography
It is questionable whether she learned anything academic at all. Even the Bible stuff. (I will get back to that.) She may have acquired the only important skill required by the Stupidparty whilst managing her career at MacDonald’s. I will let Cathy explain.”I learned good customer service: Keep that smile on your face.”
Wayne McMorris and Bob Morton were the fairy godfathers of Cathy McMorris’ political career and the first of a cadre of old and older men who have manipulated, directed and counseled her since childhood. While Uncle *Bob Morton and Wayne were off trying to pry baby brother Jeff McMorris from his dead end job as assistant manager of the Spokane outlet of the Laser Quest gaming franchise and launch him on to the gravy train of the legislative assistant/right-wing think tank circuit, Cathy was cementing her relationships with two more older members of the eastern Washington Republican establishment: George “term limits for everybody except me” Nethercutt and infamous Republican pedophile, Jim West. And honing her ability to bring home the bucks. She’s got a knack for helping donors forget what it is the Republican Party really stands for. Like Mark Foley, Cathy turned into an ace fundraiser and was likewise rewarded with important positions in the party.
*Morton was a leader of the State of Lincoln secession movement, wherein the Eastern Washington and Panhandle of Idaho would become a 51st state. He also gave Cathy McMorris Rodgers her start in politics; first as his campaign manager
The Stupidparty loves her because she will happily regurgitate the party line. In late 2013, she wrote a letter blasting Democrats and accusing them of being “openly hostile to American values and the Constitution” and citing the Affordable Care Act and immigration as evidence that President Obama “rule[s] by decree.”
“She blamed the Affordable Care Act for causing unemployment and when FactCheck.org reported studies that proved the opposite and asked her office for evidence to support her claims, “McMorris Rodgers’ office got back to us not with an answer, but with a question.”
She is a women who has been bred by misogynists, and too oblivious to realize that she is just a tool. In March 2013, McMorris Rodgers did not support the continuation of the 1994 Violence Against Women Act.
But the most repulsive thing about the Stupidparty’s ”most powerful” congressional women is that she has no concept of Christianity—i.e the Teachings of Christ.
An independent congressional ethics board found “substantial reason” to believe Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (Wash.), the fourth-ranking House Republican, improperly used official funds for campaign activities.
Todd Winer, a former communications director for Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.), is accusing the powerful GOP congresswoman of trying to “intimidate and punish” him due to his cooperation with congressional ethics staff regarding allegations against her.
During her SOTU response she mentioned how a women called Bette was suffering: “Bette from Spokane,” who was kicked off her health insurance and was facing a “nearly $700 per month” increase in her premiums. It turns out that Bette was a typical Stupidparty disciple, hating Obama so much that she would refuse any assistance from Obama-care.
I am not sure where in the Bible its says one can lie, cheat and have no interest in assisting those in need. I am not aware of Jesus having a male dominated agenda. At the end of the day, she and Sarah Palin, both with their separatists leanings and off script incoherence—are birds of a feather and demonstrate that if you have zero qualifications other than “Keep that smile on your face”, then you will always be welcome at Hugh Hefner’s play boy mansion. Or failing that, you can always find a job of last resort at the Stupidparty where the aged white male hierarchy will happily entertain you.
Just one minor gripe, it’s ‘madrassa’ or ‘madrasah’, not ‘madras’. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chennai