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A Good Guy with a Pipe Bomb, a Synagogue Massacre—the Day of the Fascist has Arrived

October 27, 2018 By Patrick Andendall Leave a Comment

As I write this another massacre at a synagogue has occurred. The rise of anti antisemitism and it’s cause—I just explained here in The Man in the High Castle.

Cesar Sayoc of Aventura, Florida, is a good guy with a pipe bomb. I would bet my bottom dollar that this Trumpeteer would be a strong advocate of his 2nd amendment right to make, market and mail such devices to any one as long as they have good intentions, just like any freedom loving government should be able to do eradicate any danger to good guy tribes. Good guy tribes fighting rogue bands of minorities, foreigners, homosexuals, teachers, actors, scientists, journalists and libtards. Good v bad —it is just as black and white as that.

Us bad guys, we are just not bad ass enough. We are so so sorry, but I will redress this terrible weakness—we always knew that the perpetrator was going to be a good guy, we also knew that it would not take long to catch this pipe bomber—how did we know? Because he was a Trump enabler and thus a moron, all be it a good guy moron. Who loves this pipe bomber? Well check out his equally idiotic support network https://buff.ly/2CX5Crv . This network, like Cesar Sayoc’s lawyer has stated “has found a father in Trump”—his tribe has found their founding father.

If ignorance is bliss then Cesar Sayoc and his fellow tribal Trumpeteers must live in pig heaven. When John Dear—the bearded, aging, white, pro-life, misogynistic gun nut behind the 2015 Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood shootings—had his five minutes of fame, us bad guys saw his motive with relative ease—but not the blissfully ignorant who would have believed Ted Cruz’s suggestion that he was just a “transgender leftist activist”, the type of person who would somehow prefer to be running around in high heels, pressing wildflowers, than bombing people.

Then there was the 2014 good guy anti-government Las Vegas shootings and the 2010 Austin Texas suicide attack on the IRS, the 2007 Austin bombing attempt at a women’s health clinic, the 2015 let’s make slavery great again Charleston’s Church massacre, 2017 Kristallnacht Charlottesville deaths, the 2017 white supremacist stabbing of Timothy Caughman. Take that 2017 White Supremacist bombing of the Bloomington Mosque—because these good guys, these fake Christians, fail to recognize that they are following the wrong prophet. And now today in 2018, another synagogue massacre. See a pattern yet?

It is not just the rather simple teachings of Jesus that are beyond their intellectual horizon, conveniently situated before the end of their noses, but consider that 68% do not believe in evolution, 90% oblivious of the fact that Obama cut their taxes, 64% who believed that taxes worsened under Obama, 77% who believe Trump should stay in office even if it was proven he colluded with the Russians, 67% believed that Iraq even after the 9/11 commission report, was behind 9/11, 62% (in Ohio) believed that Mitt Romney deserved more credit than Obama for snagging Bin Laden, 65% believed that taxing people with income > than $400,000 would impact them, 67% believed unemployment has gone up under Obama.   67% believe that video games are a bigger threat than guns, 68% believed Obama should be impeached for an endless list of spectacularly infantile conspiracy theories that they invent to make themselves feel good about themselves, thus obviating the need for them to jump of a cliff. Finally 81% of good guys think more Guns = More safety.  I prove that absurd and infantile notion is wrong. I could list many, many, more statistics that prove beyond a shadow of doubt that all these good guys are stunningly blissfully ignorant. Who made them that way? Fox News and hate radio that’s who.

Question for a Good Guy… 1,2,3,4,5… what comes next?

Of course good guys cannot see a pattern unless it is the pattern of a stake being drilled into their heart. Us bad guys, we see that pattern, the pattern that determines the fact that the right is behind virtually all domestic terror, because there are so many bad guys that need to be terrorized. But a bad guy’s brain is less fearful and bad guys are really brave—see how brave we are going outdoors, going to movies, grocery stores—armed with nothing more than a concealed pencil. Concealed because we do not want to petrify all those good guys who simply dream of being transported back to 1862 so that they can re-litigate the war of bad guy aggression against people who merely wanted the freedom to lynch their uppity slaves or not allow bad guys to take a seat in a bus, if that meant inconveniencing the good guys. Do not dare take our pencils away—or we will write something truly wicked.

Florida is a fever pitch perfect place for such good guys—they already had won the right to do lots of good guy stuff like “stand their ground” and legally commit murder of the not so good guys like Trayvon Martin. Thank god these good guys can keep us safe from black kids armed with candy bars, or George Soros from dolling out even more of that gross humanitarian aid to all those ghastly foreigners.

Good guy Florida parents who thinking it’s a good idea to go to the Trump White House to discuss how to make schools safer from school shootings. I feel so bad for them, but they are delusional. As in a Greek tragedy, Oedipus Rex in reverse, played out every week on the national stage, we see these parents asking the wrong questions—seeking the wrong answers. The signs were all there. They were literally all there—Trump’s actual compassion-reminder notes to himself clutched in his hand during that absurd meeting. Their kids had paid the ultimate price, but the penny had yet to drop.

So many good guys in Florida alone, this rapidly sinking state, who just know that the right thing to do is to elect Governors, Senators and Congressmen who are so concerned about Florida’s future that they refuse to even discuss man made global warming, a state swamped with good guy ageing white fossils who live on obliviously feeling good about the fact that they will be checking out before Miami disappears. Would you go to a plumber to figure out if you has prostate cancer? There is a reason why we have climatologists.

Pipe Bombs are vital for our freedoms, how else can those ghastly people—who would like to provide healthcare, public education, social security, food stamps, civil rights, worker protections, safe consumer products, anti-trust regulations, paid vacations, protecting endangered species, positive international relations—be pipe bombed into oblivion? How else can the good guys stand their ground, how else can they protect their right to be deadly stupid, to impose that stupidity on mankind —how else can they continue to scream their message, to batter the bad guys with deafening chants of USA, USA, USA—let’s Make American Great for Putin, pipe bombing Democracy because the founding father was always destined to create a fascist Republic. Hail Herr Trump, live for Trump or die, in the land of the free roaming Zombies.  

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