Peter Theil meets with his fellow White Supremacist Seditionists
(Credit Monty Python: born before the arrival of actual Idiocracy)…
Pete: Democracy has bled us dry, the bastards. They’ve taken everything we had. Our freedoms, our homes, our white nation, our God. And not just from us! From our fathers, and from our father’s fathers.
Josh: And from our father’s father’s fathers.
Josh: And from our father’s father’s father’s fathers.
Pete: Yeah, all right Josh, don’t delay with the point. And what have they ever given us in return?
Gaetz : Clean water?
Gaetz : The water is clean they have to purify it.
Pete: Oh. Yeah, yeah, they did give us that, ah, that’s true, yeah.
Tucker: And safe food, I do like my food
Josh: Oh, yeah, the food, Pete. Remember what the bread used to be like, made with sawdust and rat droppings.
Pete: Yeah, all right, I’ll grant you the water and non toxic food, the two things democracy has done.
Clarence: And the roads, roads for regular people who don’t live in gated communities or private Islands. I used them before I joined the Supreme Court. Ginny too when she’s bold enough to leave her cave. I mean how’s she going to keep going to protests, with her fellow Karen’s, without using the roads?
Pete: Oh, yeah, obviously the roads. I mean the roads that goes without saying, don’t they? But apart from the water, the food and the roads…
*Ghost from the past I: Clean air—remember what is was like before the clean air act?
Ghost from the past II: Minimum wage so that we can live in our own homes.
Ghost from the past III: Education from professional teachers,
Pete: Yeah, yeah, all right, fair enough.
Ghost from the past IV: And the right to vote.
All seditionists except Pete: Oh, yeah! Right!
Ghost from the past I: Yeah! Yeah, that’s something we’d really miss Pete, if we killed off Democracy.
Ghost from the past II: Public parks.
Josh: And it’s safe to walk in the streets at night now, Pete.
Ghost from the past II: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let’s face it; they’re the only ones who could in a place like this.
All seditionists except Pete: Hahaha…all right…
Pete: All right, but apart from the water, the food, education, wine, public order, clean air, roads, the fresh-water system, public parks, public order, vaccines, social security, birth control, outlaw of rape and sexual harassment, minimum wage —what has democracy ever done for us?
Ghost from the past III: Brought peace, defeated Nazi Germany
Pete: Oh, peace! Shut up! I am spawn from Nazi Germany and far too clever for all of you massively overpaid peasants.